So something awesome just happend, and I know no one reads this or cares, but i dont have fb to status it, i dont like Twitter yet and I cant text my friends cos they'll be like 'wtf? i stopped revising for my exams just so i could read that shitty text?' [we all have exams next week :(]
So I have 2 English Literature essays to do this year, that means each essay is worth A LOT of marks
And in class we all had to write the intro's and the teacher marked it, everyone struggled but then we got our grades [most got like C/B] and I got A/B so I was like WOO this is how I'm gonna write my beginning.
And so I sit down to do it, this was the other day, and for the life of me I could NOT find the intro I'd wrote. I was freaking out, really pissed off, I just generally don't take things-not-going-my-way well, it puts me in a downer of a mood.
Seriously, I was desperate for the intro cos I just didnt know how to write it, I EVEN PRAYED.
Like Homer in Simpsons bit like 'Ummm...Hi...long time no speak, sorry I've been a bit busy...can you do me a favour? and then ill give to charity or something'
So I'm having the worst day I've had in a long time and BAM
I FOUND THE INTRO!!
Like Heavenly bells started to ring, haha I was such a loser bout it, I even looked up and started going 'THANK YOU SO MUCH GOD YOU ROCK'...yehh I'm a GREAT Christian...I don't even know an entire prayer off by heart :(
It's put me in a great mood [you know, hormonal teen girl, easy to please...not.like.that]
Look at that, I made an essay out of a tiny story.
So it made me think how some good things have happend today, yet I let a little few things get me down, now that I think about it I had an okay day.
It's like the saying 'God works in mysterious ways' but I think it's more like 'Life works in mysterious ways' cos you never know what it's gonna throw at you next.
It's a journey, no doubt about that, but like when you go on holiday, you let the smallest things get you down, when your life is pretty fucking great, you could be anyone in the world, but you happen to be you, someone that clearly can't be that deep in the dumpsters of life if you can afford the internet to read this, APPRECIATE THAT SHIT.
OH the other thing is that someone told me today they've heard a lot of guys fancy me eh eh ;D hot stuff I am...nahh im a loser really, I attract the freaks and the married 50 yr old Indian men.
Yehh and I had an anecdote, but i think it might upset some people.
REMEMBER. NEW YEAR, NEW DECADE, NEW STARTS, NEW YOU!
That's my motto atm
Call me a loser but I just read this and it kinda upset me, I teared up a lil bit...
- 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second in the air will create enormous friction and Santa, his reindeers and his sleigh will instantly burn to death, just like meteors that occasionally enter earth's atmosphere.
Thus, we can safely conclude that if Santa ever existed, he was dead when he attempted his seemingly impossible project for the first time and is no more alive.
And now the font is effed up...
I dunno how to fix it, but look Christmas colours!
-That took me a surprisingly long time, alternate colour lines!
So I'm going to the children's Christmas mass in an hour [I'm taking my kids, they don't do services for people with a child's mentality, like me, so a children's service was the next best thing] and I'm still in my jammies, so I should make this short and get ready, but that's impossible.
Yehh so I have a theory about Santa, not very plausible but I like to think it's true, but I'll mention it later.
On Monday, I went to the library [had a whole work plan figured out since I have an exam in January, but my plan has failed and I have done nought]
Anyway, I'm in the library TRYING to do work, but people keep texting me, Emily rang me like 10 times and I ran into 2 people I knew, so doing wok failed.
Then Em rings me and I'm like 'WHAT?!' she tells me to look outside and this is what I see:
My step mum just interrupted my story telling to tell me we have to be in church for half past 5! and we're leaving in 20 mins?! :(
If church starts at 6 and the only reason they're saying we have to be in half hour early is so that people aren't late, Ima be pissed! I'll continue writing this later. I was getting into this!
HA! 45 mins past midnight and I start finishing off a Christmas post about Monday...dayum.
First off: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Hope everyone's having/had an amazing Christmas, full of joy, happiness and all the presents + food you can manage.
If you didn't get everything you wanted, and you're pissed about it MAN UP
Think of all the things you have, presents can't measure love and happiness, and that's something everybody has.
Okay so long story short, I'll explain in photos.
IT DOESN'T SNOW HERE, sometimes, EVER
Snow from outside the library:
[with my bus blurring past]
Outside the library without/with my friends looking kinda scary:
I like how the umbrellas come out when it snows, snow is so pretty everyone tends to forget it's like a softer, silent version of rain IT RUINS YOUR HAIR.
My local shopping centre outside:
Brits can't cope with snow. The sudden queue for the cash machine HA:
Quote from my friend: 'Helen, I'm sure it's illegal to take photos of randomers without their consent' PFFFT, they'll never know.
So then we went to Starbucks, cos revising, while our friends are drinking hot chocs and watching people rush by in the snow, was out of the question! And that's what I did, drank hot choc and watched kids play in the snow, and a family of santas walk past, well they were wearing the hats. [they blurred themselves :(]
I've changed the size of pics, medium loads faster.
My friends in S'bucks:
[notice my awesome photography with the sign and some Xmas decorations in the background]
My friends look weird, they're much better looking than that in real life, honest! Otherwise they wouldn't be my friends...HAHA
NOW for my Santa theory.
There's something magical going on.
How is it, only around Christmas time, men with white hair and beards wearing red suddenly all emerge?! And Mrs. Claus?!
Honestly, it's too much of a coincidence to not be true! People keep telling me it's cos I don't notice them in the Summer ALL LIES, I have too much of a short attention span to be so emerged in conversation to miss Santa walking past!
Anyway, within 10 mins, 2 Mr & Mrs Claus came to have a pitt stop and refuel in bucks [and they sat in the same seats!]
Then Anandi came! And she had two surprises for us under her coat.
She was naked and had her wand out.
Okay I'm joking, sorta.
She was wearing an awesome Christmas skirt [I loved it, everyone else thinks it's lame]
And cos she's a Harry Potter loser, she brought her wand along that she bought for herself but pretended to her rents that we bought it for her for xmas:
Quick funny story, when Fran first came, she got her hot choc with cream, put on the table and as she was sitting down Mary and Emily started shouting NO STOP DON'T SIT DOWN and she was like 'hold on let me sit down then I'll...oh'
Her coat went through the cream on her hot choc, she sat down and got it all over my coat and leggings!
I was pissed. But then she started flicking her straw around and flicked cream on me [accidently] and I found it funny, then she did it again! And it got hilarious.
Everyone was like FRAN JUST STOP MOVING
and then she got a bit annoyed and went 'You're like my mother! I do something one time and you guys won't let it go!' As she said that, she spat cream and got it on my face!
I would have been disgusted if it wasn't so funny.So I swapped seats with Emily, and just as I was sitting down I hear Fran and Em start screeching with laughter, Fran had offered Em her cake and, guess what?! She had accidently dropped the cake on Emily instead.
Had-to-be-their-moment, cos no one reading this probs finds this funny.
Just realised, this must be really boring for anyone who's still reading...if anyone is.
If anyone is reading, comment code word 'gobble gobble'
LOL I'm watching Four Christmases while doing this, it's good 10 mins in
''You can't spell 'families' without 'lies'', I'm using that cos it's so true!
Anyway, this must be really boring for anyone reading apart from me cos I was there...so Ima just insert pics and short sentences.
We left S'bucks [with a smile cos of a cute message on the door]:
and went to the most festive restraunt you could go to on a day when the weather has caused absoloute chaos, awful traffic, stand stills and all and everyone was Christmas shopping.
Yehh I know the colours of the glag are green,white and red but you wouldn't see the white otherwise.
Photos from Mexican, awesome hat C
Simran and Anandi sliding:
Cos of the traffic I had to walk home, and I saw pretty sights:
[all the houses have lights, well a lot do, but they never have snow and lights!]
I love footprints in snow, like ones in sand but they don't wash away so quickly.
I dunno why I love footprints, I think it's cos it just reminds you you're not alone.
Andddd it reminds me that my feet are abnormally small...but I'm one size footwear under the average in Britain! This guys feet must have been huge!:
And my toes were so cold, I came up with a GENIUS idea
GLOVES ON TOES!:
I dunno if anyone even reads this, but I constantly retell stories in my own head so at least if I blog about it it seems a little less psychotic...
So I deleted all my old posts, they were embarrassing, I'm always embarrassed of anything I do later on, not while I'm doing it, but if I reread something I said or someone tells me an embarrassing story about me I'm always like 'ugghh what a loser! who would do that?!'
I hope I'm not the only one...
Yehh and then I wrote a really long blog entry...and deleted it, I'm indecisive like that.
It was just a big rant, and all the negativity was boring and lame so I deleted it.
But now I wanna ramble on about AVATAR
So basically, was not planning to see Avatar, at all. It looked crap, imo.
Something I would've loved 3 years ago, but now? A kids Sci-fi film with blue people with explosions and crap!? Hell no.
I'm never gonna judge films by their trailers again...that's a lie, but this one I was so wrong.
IT'S SO GOOD
I can't wait to see it again on Weds, and Boxing Day.
And I hate paying to see films again, what a waste of money.
Okay, why I thought it was so amazing:
-The beauty of the cinematography, visual effects the photo realism! [side note: The movie is 40% live action and 60% photo-realistic CGI.]
I've never seen anything like it...probs cos there is nothing like it.
It's like the Toy Story of this decade, well, Toy Story wasn't this big or expensive, but with the whole animation? I guess Star Wars is a better example...I bet it'll spark off a new trend in cinema.
That's why I'm seeing it again, cos it just won't be as good on DVD, still awesome, but a big part of it is the cinema experience. I'm urging everyone to see it at the cinema cos DVD won't live up to it.
-The planet Pandora
It's simply magnificent! So beautiful, I wish Earth was like that, but we'd probs destroy it. Stupid fucking humans in Avatars, always destroying nature for their own selfish needs ¬¬
I really want to be an Avatar, it's my new ambition! They're so cool. I wish humans respected nature the way Avatars do, and I wish our mother nature was that cool.
When I was a kid I used to talk to trees...and I thought they spoke back to me HAHA but yehh, it kinda brought back some of that childhood innocence, I am still a kid, but unfortunately I'm aware of the doom and gloom of the world...Avatar's aren't : (
Pure brilliance! I love Sigourney Weaver and the fact that she was in Alien and now she's in another Sci-Fi James Cameron film. She's excellent, love her character.
If you watch the film you'll get the relevance of the title 'I See You'
Please go see it? It's so worth it.